Current 5 Racing 1 Player Ratings

Racing didn’t take this match seriously. I guess I won’t either.

Bloomer-Aardvark: Not really able to do much on any of the goals. Probably wished she was on a lake somewhere cracking a few brews.

Hase-&: Is excited about the new season of Ted Lasso.

Petersen-Fire Extinguisher: I think I remember her doing something noteworthy at some point.

Flint-Minus 500 or 7: Forgot how to complete a basic pass during her suspension, but scored a rather pedestrian penalty.

Gacioch-Diet Mug Root Beer: Have you seen that famous clip of ABC advertising the Dana Carvey Show following Home Improvement? Google it.

Hill-VI: She's alright when she gets minutes.

Ciorbu-Jello Shot: Don't remember her doing anything.

Milliet-Parachute that Wile E. Coyote opens and a bunch of utensils fall out: Wish she had gotten the night off.

Weber-Danielle Chesky's malfunctioning microphone: Fotmob rated her as having a good match. Sure…why not.

Sears-Craftsman Tools: Won a penalty. Deserves better.

McKeen-Babycham: Maybe we get to see a long cameo on Saturday.