Clinched: Racing 1-Bay 0
Wright, Weber, Borges, O’Kane, and Milliet celebrate Racing making the playoffs for the first time in club history.
Stop the roller coaster, I’m ready to get off. At the top! In the playoffs!
While most of us would have preferred to clinch a playoff spot a couple games ago, some people like the excitement of watching two games at once on Sunday afternoon. And those are the same people who eat the black jellybeans and then smile at you with black teeth and think they are hilarious.
The rest of us held our breaths while Racing hosted Bay for the final match of the season. We patiently waited until the 48th minute for Ella Hase to give Racing the first goal of the match. We then trusted our defense to keep Bay from scoring and they did.
Jellybeans or not, there were big smiles all around when that final whistle blew.
I don’t know how we ended up here so early in the match but Bay’s free kick was met with some hand-on-the-hip attitude from Kayla Fischer and some stay-out-of-my-yard energy from Bloomer.
Fresh off her hat trick with the US Women’s team, Emma Sears reminds Bay who they’re up against.
Some fans were unclear on whether or not Emma would be back in time to play in Racing’s last match of the season. She’s back, baby! Now with marshmallows!
Excuse me if you’re done with this, I’ll take it from here. I think we’re done here. I said good day.
O’Kane making much better use of the ball.
Balcer graciously plays water girl while also modeling the season’s latest puffy jacket look. Sold with or without the pinnie.
We interrupt this NWSL match to bring you…ballerinas. (Do I look down for this part? But what if I recognize someone in the stands? Don’t forget to smile but not in an awkward way. I’m crushing this. Hey, I made a Nutcracker joke!)
Where did all the ballerinas go? They were just here!
The highlight of the match - Ella Hase scores her first NWSL goal! (I had gone for nachos so I’m hoping you won’t notice this is not Ella Hase and this is not a goal, but can you really ever have too much Lo Milliet in your life?)
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Where even is the ball? Bay tries to sweep the leg for no apparent reason whatsoever. It didn’t even look that cool.
Balcer confiding in Weber that she’s never seen any of the Star Wars films and doesn’t know which of the guys in robes was BB-8.
Marisa doing her best impression of BB-8.
Ellie Jean doing her best impression of Marisa doing her impression of BB-8.
Sweb bringing that big bow energy.
Ary realizing that Michaels already has all their Christmas merch out. (Guess what, Ary? It’s been out for months!)
That final whistle feeling. *checks score of Courage/ Gotham match* That playoff feeling!!!
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