Lou City 4 - Miami 1 As It Happened

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The One with Temu Messi — Fleur-de-lis FC

Miami Twice

Does Miami need two soccer clubs that participate in American Soccer Pyramid? No, it does not. Can anybody think of a good reason that Miami FC exists? No, they cannot. Maybe they are a money laundering operation like the car wash on Breaking Bad. If so, they have to be laundering money for Jesse Pinkman’s chili powder recipe under the guise of “Cap’n Cook”. They definitely aren’t worthy of being associated with Walter White’s “Baby Blue”.

Somebody has to be the league punching bag and Miami seems to be committed to multiple season arcs as such. I don’t know who this team is for. Are there people in Miami that like soccer but are like, “I really don’t care for that Messi character.” We'll assume that anyone attending a Miami FC at their hilariously named “Pitbull Stadium” (yes, it is THAT Pitbull, costing him $1.2 million annually at last report) if firmly on the Cristiano Ronaldo side of the greatest player debate.

Lou City Lined up as:

30-Troutman, 2-McFadden, 3-Morris, 4-Totsch, 5-Dayes, 7-Serrano, 8-T Davila, 9-Donovan, 25-Wilson, 31-Lambert, 32-Adams

4th Minute

Donovan just misses a header on a nice delivery from Serrano.

8th Minute

GOAL! McFadden scores for the second match in a row on an assist from Donovan.

Lou City 1 - Miami 0

12th Minute

Serrano delivers another good ball that Wilson just can't get on the end of.

18th Minute

Serrano loses possession and then the counter-attacking move ends with a Miami shot flashing just wide.

21st Minute

Lou City continues to fire in shots that keep getting deflected and one finally goes out for a corner.

23rd Minute

Davila delivers one on a platter to Donovan, but his header again goes wide.

23th Minute

Troutman has to make a quick reaction save but handles it easily.

23th Minute

McFadden sends in a nice cross and it finds Lambert, but his looping header lands the top of the net.

28th Minute

GOAL! Serrano opens his account for the season with a nice strike from the top of the box.

Lou City 2 - Miami 0

30th Minute

GOAL! Wilson's corner finds Donovan and on the third time it's the charm.

Lou City 3 - Miami 0

33rd Minute

I am walking by the Miami substitutes who are warming up and one says, "the experiment has failed." Wonder what that means.

44th Minute

Goal. Miami pulls one back through Milesi when Lou City can't clear the danger.

Lou City 3 - Miami 1

45th Minute

Wilson sets up Serrano and the Miami keeper makes a save. The rebound falls to Wilson and is cleared off the line by a Miami defender.

Half Time

Lou City 3 Miami 1

A nice stroll through Lynn Family stadium is made a little less pleasant with the late goal, but Lou City looks to be in control.

46th Minute

Duncan in for Lambert.

50th Minute

Dayes’ header is wide on a decent opportunity.

54th Minute

Wilson has a go from outside of the box, but it is easily saved.

57th Minute

McFadden sits his defender down and then crosses/shoots one that it saved.

59th Minute

The crowd is unhappy when Wilson goes down in the box after a great bit of control, but he clearly handled the ball before going down.

65th Minute

The ball finds Adam is in the box, but it rolls harmlessly to the keeper.

68th Minute

GOAL! Wilson gets his as he and Serrano finish off a great team goal.

Lou City 4 - Miami 1

70th Minute

Serrano almost bundles one across line, but the keeper makes a save.

74th Minute

Perez in for Adams and Huerman in for Serrano.

80th Minute

Wilson picks up a tactical yellow, although honestly there wasn't much danger.

82nd Minute

Duncan has a go from distance, but it is well wide.

86th Minute

McFadden hobbles off for Moguel. Let's hope it is merely a contract injury.

90th Minute

Huerman almost beats the keeper, but he goes low for a decent save.

90th Minute +1

Niang makes his debut when he replaces Davila.

Full Time

Player Ratings

Troutman-6; Morris-6; Adams-7; Dayes-7; Totsch-7, McFadden-8, Lambert-7, Davila-8; Serrano-9; Wilson-9, Donovan-9; Duncan-6

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